Singers : Alka Yagnik, Saif Ali Khan, Rani Mukerjee and Shaan
Music by : Jatin – Lalit
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Soch thi hai zyada..
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Soch thi hai zyada..
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Male : Dil kuch kehta hai
Kuch aur hi karti hai
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Soch thi hai zyada
Kham woh samajh thi hai
Dil kuch kehta hai
Kuch aur hi karti hai
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Pyar usse bhi hai magar
Shuruwat tumhi se chahe
Khudh me ulji ulji hai
Par balo ko suljaye
Male : I mean you’re all the same yaar
Hum achche dost hai
Par uss nazar se tumko dekha nahi
Woh sab to teek hai par
Uss bare me maine socha nahi
Male : Sab se alag hai tum ye keh ke
Paas tumhare aaye
Aur kuch din me tum me alag sa
Kuch bhi na usko paiye
Male : Uff.. ye kaisi shirt pehnte ho
Ye kaise bal katate ho
Ghadi tez chalate ho
Tum jaldi me kyo khate ho
Give me a break
Male : Tumhe badalne ko paas
Woh aati hai..
Tumhe mitane ko chal
Bichati hai..
Batoon batoon me
Tumhe fasathi hai
Pehle hasati hai
Phir bada rulati hai
Male : Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Ladki kyon na jane kyon
Ladko si nahi hoti
Female : Eh.. itna hi khudh se khush ho to
Piche kyon aate ho..
Phul kabhi to hazar thofe
Akhir kyon late ho
Female : Apna naam nahi bataya aapne?
Coffee pine chalenge?
Mai aapko ghar chod du?
Phir kab milenge?
Female : Bikhra bikhra be matlab sa
Tuta phuta jina
Aur kehte ho alag se hai hum
Tan ke apna sina
Female : Bhiga tolya kahi farsh pe
Toothpaste ka dakhan kahi
Kal ke mauze ulat ke pehne
Waqt ka kuch bhi hosh nahi
Female : Jine ka tumko dang
Sikhlati hai..
Tumhe janwar se
Insan banati hai..
Female : Uske bina ek pal
Rehna sakhoge tum
Usko pata hai ye
Keh na sakhoge tum
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan
Ladko si nahi hoti
Iss liye ladkiyaan
Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Jane kaun kaun se din woh
Tumko yad dilaye
Pyar ko chahe bhul bhi jaye
Tarike na bhulaye
Male : First march ko nazar milayi
Char april ko mai milne aayi
Ikis may ko tumne chuwa tha
Chhe june mujhe kuch hua tha
Female : Ladko ka kya hai
Kissi bhi mor pe woh mur jayeen
Abhi kissi ke hai
Abhi kissi aur se woh jud jayeen
Female : Tumhare mummy daddy ghar par nahi hai
Great.. mai aa jau?
Tumhari friend akeli ghar ja rahi hai
Bechari.. mai chod aau?
Uff..
Male : Ek ha kehne ko kitna
Dehlati hai..
Thak jate hai hum woh
Ji behlati hai..
Female : Woh sharmati hai
Kabhi chupati hai..
Ladki jo ha kehde
Usse nibhati hai
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan
Ladko si nahi hoti
Iss liye ladkiyaan
Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Na na na na
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan
Ladko si nahi hoti
Female : Ladki kyon
Male : Oh god
Female : Iss liye ladkiyaan
Ladko si nahi hoti
Male : Na na na na oh god shut up
Male : Alright.. alright..
Iss me jagadne ki kya baat hai yaar
Female : Pehle pehle baware jaise
Male : Arre..
Female : Aas paas mand rai
Male : But i
Female : Phir busy hu kehkar
Tumko woh tarkai
Male : Come on rhea
Female : Samjha karo darling..
Aaj bohat kaam
Male : Arre meri bhi to suno
Female : Door hua to kya
Dil me tumhara naam hai
Male : Oh wow..
Female : Jiss chehre par marte hai
Woh boring ho jaye
Male : I’m not listening to you
Female : Kuch hi din me nazre inki
Idhar udhar mand rai
Male : I’m not listening to you
Female : Sirf pyar se zindgi nahi chalti
Male : Ok i’m not with her
Female : Tum interior decoration ka course kyon nahi karti
Male : Ok thats it
