Singers : Adnan Sami and Shreya Ghoshal
Music by : Vishal Bharadwaj
Male : Vadde vaddyanu ghooma ke rakh de
Din vich tare dikha ke rakh de
Male : Haan hoi
Vadde vaddyanu ghooma ke rakh de
Din vich tare dikha ke rakh de
Saari chidiyan saare tote uda ke rakh dendi hai…
{Oh biwi phatte chak dendi hai}(4)
Female : Life vich raita phaila ke rakh de
Mood ke baaje baja ke rakh de
Life vich raita phaila ke rakh de
Oh mood ke baaje baja ke rakh de
Saari chidiyan saare tote uda ke rakh denda hai…
Oh miya phatte chak denda hai
Arre miya phatte chak denda hai
Ho miya phatte chak denda hai
Female : Oye kisivi gal te ud sakda hai
Kisivi gal te lad sakda hai
Male : Kadevi tut ke pai sakdi hai
Kadevi sir te chadh sakdi hai
Biwi chid chid bad bad hai
Isse ghar mein gadbad hai
Female : Miyanjee lete pange hai
Ghar mein chedhte junge hain
Male : Inki jeebh pe sui dhari
Female : Dono kano mein rui bhari
Male : Inme badle ki aag hai
Female : Inke dil mein dimaag hai
Inke dil mein dimaag hai
Male : Chit bhi pat bhi hara ke rakh de
Bin topaan hi uda ke rakh de haan
Din diwali roz patakhe bajaa ke rakh dendi hai
Oh biwi phatte chak dendi hai
Oh biwi phatte chak dendi hai
Oh biwi Oh biwi phatte chak dendi hai
Male : Hai hai hai hai hmmm hmm ha ha ha ha
Male : Chup rehke vi shor machave goonge goonge teer chalave
Goonge teer chalave
Female : Jad mein chup karke baitha taan
Mere muh vich galla pave
Duniya ka sabse behatar hai bahanebaaz yeh
Male : Jitna bhi marzi khush karlo rehti hai naraaz yeh
Female : Har miyaan kanjoos hai
Male : Har biwi jasoos hai
Female : Khaane de na peene de
Male : Na jiye na jeene de
Na jiye na jeene de
Female : Kanghi sheesha yeh chooda ke rakh de
Zulf jatavaan bana ke rakh de
Unni sutti lehenga jutti pulla ke rakh denda hai
Miya phatte chak denda hai
Ho miya phatte chak denda hai
Ho miya phatte chak denda hai
Female : Biwiyaan biwiyaan miya jee lete pange
Lete miya jee pange
Ha ha ha ha
Ghar mein chedhte junge hain ghar mein chedhte junge hain
Ah ah ah