Singers : Papon, Ranbir Kapoor and Supriya Pathak
Music by : Vikram Montrose
Lyrics by : Puneet Sharma, Abhijat Joshi and Rohan Gokhale
Male : Ladies and Gentlemen,
Let me tell you the story of “Mr Sutro”
1 2 3… start.
Male : Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Male : Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar
Both : Do minute ki jhapki ki
Photo lag gayi chaar
Baba pee ke out
Aisa chhapa samachar
Chorus : Chhapa samachar
Chhapa chapa samachar
Chhapa samachar
Chhapa chapa samachar
Male : Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Saalon ne likha tha
Female : Sutron ke anusaar
Male : Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad
Male : Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya
Male : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
Chorus : {Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya…} (3)
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
Male : According to sources…
Male : Abbe chup!
Chorus : Yeah yeah…
Male : Abhi bas ho gaya!
Male : Jo bhi limelight mein
Wo sutron ki side mein
Male : Kaun sa bakra kab katega
Kab hoga shaamil woh
Sutron ki diet mein
Male : Chhapi jiski khabar bani uski qabar
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr
Male : Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Baar baar… baar baar…
Male : Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Both : Sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad
Male : Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Male : Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Chorus : {Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya…} (3)
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
Male : Then one day..
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
Bola sambhal apne sutron ko
Male : Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please!
Chorus : Please..please..please..please,..
Male : Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
Car mein rota hoon
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
Ek pal naa sota hoon
Male : Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
Chorus : Kya bola?
Male : Wo ho ho…
Chorus : I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry
Male : Main khush huaa
Chorus : I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry
Male : Bolo chalo end of story
Chorus : I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry
Male : Main khush huaa
Male : Bolo chalo end of story
Male : But saala phir agle din
Male : Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar
Male : Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?
Both : Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar
Baba attempts suicide in the car
Male : Breaking News!
Baba attempts suicide in the car
Male : Ha ha ha Iski maa ki!
Male : Jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Male : Phir se likha tha
Female : Sutron ke anusaar
Male : Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar
Male : Acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Male : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya!
Male : Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya
Male : Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya
Male : Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya
Male : Bass ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
