Singers : Dino James and Benafsha Soonawalla
Music by : Bluish Music and Sez On The Beat
Lyrics by : Dino James
Male : Kabhi woh bohat hot lagti
Kabhi kuchh zyada hi cute
Par main ek small town ladka
Yeah! I am trying to be the dude
Male : Haan main janta hoon acche se
Ki woh zyada hai masoom
Par pata ni mujhe khud
Cheezon ka kyun chahun main proof
Male : Accha laag raha hoon na
Check karta rehta jab bhi uske saath
Koui habs to nahi raha mujhpe
Uda to nahi raha mazak
Male : Bas sehma sehma rehta hoon
Aur rehta hoon ghabraye
Chahta hoon har pal mujhse bole
You are my perfect guy
Male : Kuchh gadbad hai humesha
Kehta rehta hain yeh dimag
Rehta question mark aur dhundhun
Uske character pe daag
Male : Humesha rakhna chahun paas
Aur karta rehta hoon shinakht
Pakdun main range hath
Dhoondhta rehta hoon yeh chance
Male : Kaise mere bin samajh nahi aata
Hans leti hai wo
Main to uske bin har kisi ko
Bas keh deta hoon “No”
Male : Miss karta hoon usko roz
Bas karta nahi yoon main show
Message ka wait karta hoon taaki
Main kar paun ignore
Male : Hum saath hain phir bhi lagta hai
Tujhe karta hoon main chase
Kabhi mujhe apni lagti
Kabhi lagti hain guest
Male : Kash yeh saare thes
Tujhe bata paun main babes
I wish tujhe rakh paun main
Saaja ke in a case
Male : Tujhe rakhna main chahun
Duniya se mehfooz kyon
Ban gaya hoon main
Sehma sa jasoos kyon
Khud ke lagaye is aag se
Mujhe tu bacha le
Male : Gadhata hoon kaisi bhi
Ajeeb si story main
Karne laga hoon
Khud se hi munhzori main
Chain-o-sukoon main
Karta hoon tere hawale
Male : Shayad bhool nahi pa rahi ex ko
Aur bhula nahi pa rahi past
Shayad ab bhi uske touch mein hai
Chhupa rahi hai koyi raaz
Male : Uske saamne normal rehta hoon
Pehna rehta sau mask
Phir insta mein uske ghus ke
Karta rehta hoon jaanch
Male : Koshish karta rehta
Uske phone ka kaise kholun lock
Phat ke hath mein aa jaati hai
Jab phone aata hai switch off
She must be riding with her boss
Aise khwab dete khauf
Soonghun chhup ke uske saare
Pehne utre top
Male : Hamesha kehti mera bhai hai
Woh haraa*zada Sid
Uske messages ghalti se
Maine kar liye the read
Hey Sid can we speak
When Dino goes to sleep
Mujhpe kar rahi thi woh cheat
Woh haraa*zadi bi**h
Male : Tan man mein har kshan mein
Bas tension jab ban than jaaye tu
Confirm hai launde hardum kahenge
Tere laayak hoon
Concern hain genuine humdum
Tabhi to beta raaye doon
Dham dham damkhate hain jab bhram
Main peeke tight hoon
Male : Mangadhant likhe saare granth
Usmein hai daayan tu
Manthan karta hoon aur satsang
Uski wajah hai tu
Constant khayalon ke ghar par
Yeh vaapas aaye kyon
Lakshan hain sab jan kahenge mujhe
Saare psycho
Male : Tujhe rakhna main chahun
Duniya se mehfooz kyon
Ban gaya hoon main
Sehma sa jasoos kyon
Khud ke lagaye is aag se
Mujhe tu bacha le
Male : Gadhata hoon kaisi bhi
Ajeeb si story main
Karne laga hoon
Khud se hi munhzori main
Chain-o-sukoon main
Karta hoon tere hawale
Female : Dino
Dino
Male : Main tere ko saari raat
Phone try kar raha tha
Kahan gayi thi tu?
Female : I slept early bebe
Par subah se tu pee raha hai kyun
Male : Chal saali pros**
Door reh mujhse samjhi na tu
Female : Arre par hua kya hai
What the f**k is wrong with you?
Male : Batao inke pyaar mein pada tha
Aur yeh khel rahi thi games
What?
Mere naam se joda name aur
Kahin aur ho rahe kapde change
Female : Shut the f**k up
Do you even know what you’re saying?
Male : You shut the f**k up
Mera naam ab apne munh se lena nahi again
Female : Arre par hua kya hai
Mujhe at least batayega kya tu
Male : Tera phone dekha
Sid ke sath mast macha rahi hain na tu
Female : Oh my god!
Male : Aur dekha samne aa hi gaya na
Beta end me truth
Accha karta hoga smooch
Aur tu bhej rahi hogi nudes
Female : I can’t belive it Sid mera bhai hai
Male : Accha bhai ke saath mein so kar aayi hai
Sahi hai beta sahi hai
Female : Shut up shut up shut up D
Teri soch kitni ghatiya hai
Tu ganda hain chhi
Female : You know what teri galti nahi hai
It’s really not your fault
Tum saare saale same ho
Damn you f**k you all
Mujhe teri soch pe jaane
Kyun taras aata hai D
You don’t need a f**king partner
You need a f**king doll
Female : Tere baap dada ne daali hai
Tere andar gandi soch
Bas yehi tumhara make hai
This is you genetic code
Now don’t you f**king touch me
Leave me mujhe chhod
Tere shaq or insecurity ka
Nahi hai koyi tod
Female : Girls ko product samajhte hain
Almost saare men
Par tu to ekdum parfect tha na
10 out of 10
Matlab jo bhi toone kiya tha
Woh kar raha tha pretend
Main paagal thi jo soch rahi thi ki
My D is different
Female : Haan main Sid se raat bhar chupke chupke
Baatein karti thi
Tujhe propose karne ka idea
Koyi lag nahi raha tha theek
Par tu shakk mein itna andha tha
Obviously you can’t see
Ki ghar pe maine bol diya hai
Will you marry me
