Music By : AR Rahman
Singers : Mika Singh, Nakash Aziz
Male : Heer toh badi sad (hai oye!)
Aajkal very mad (hai ji!)
Heer toh badi sad (hai oye!)
Aajkal very mad (hai ji!)
Male : Na khaati-peeti (hai oye!)
Rona-dhona mushkil (hai ji!)
Pyar ki loo mein itni jal gayi (hoye hoye..)
Loo mein jaana mushqil hai (hoye!)
Loo mein jaana mushqil hai (hoye!)
Male : Heer ki haalat
Kasam Rab ki (hoye!)
Kasam Rab ki (hoye!)
Kasam Rab ki.. (hoye!)
Aajkal very bad hai ji (hai oye!)
Heer to badi sad hai jee (hai ji!)
Male : Aajkal very mad hai ji (hai oye!)
Heer toh badi sad hai ji (hai ji!)
(tang dang dang…)
Male : Ho.. ishq hai maachis, dil hai diesel
Dono changey dooram door
Kaante baante aankh aankh ko
Sapne kar gaye chooram choor (hoye..)
Haay baji padi band Heer ki
Ab iss band pe naache kaun
Hui bolti band band si
kayi dino se hai wo maun
Male : Log kahein ki sanki ho gayi
Haay ya wo utter mad hai (aaye hai!)
Heer toh badi sad hai (hai ji!)
Heer toh badi sad hai ji (hai oye!)
Aajkal very bad hai ji.. (hai ji!)
Male : Ho.. mann mridang baje bedhang
Udaa hai rang bechare ka
Luk muk upar pressure cooker
Hua dimaag kunware ka (hoye..)
Haay tel lagaye nayi zindagi
So so ke din kaante wo
Waqt ke munh pe gussa karke
Maarti rehti chaante wo
Fiqr mein ab toh uska dad hai
Male : Haay mom bhi badi sad hai (hai oye!)
Heer to very mad hai (hai ji!)
Aaj kal very bad hai (hai oye!)
She is toh not glad hai (hai ji!)
Male : Na khaati-peeti
Rona-dhona mushkil (hai ji!)
Pyar ki loo mein itni jal gayi (hoye hoye..)
Loo mein jaana mushqil hai (hoye!)
Loo mein jaana mushqil hai (hoye!)
Male : Heer ki haalat
Kasam Rab ki (hoye!)
Kasam Rab ki (hoye!)
Kasam Rab ki.. (hoye!)
Aajkal very bad hai ji (haay oye!)
Heer to badi sad hai ji (hai ji!)
Aaj kal very mad hai ji (haay oye!)
Heer to badi sad hai ji (haay ji!)
(tang dang dang…)
Male : (Haaye hoye..)
(Haaye ji..)
