Singer : Kamal Khan
Music by : Krsna
Lyrics by : Subhash Kapoor and Vayu
Male : Ki main jhooth boliya
Ki main jhooth boliya
Male : Ho paise ki ho baat
To kadke bade
Bade ban jaate
Male : Par than than
Gopalon ke bhi honge
Switzerland mein khaate
Switzerland mein khaate
Switzerland mein khaate
Male : Chor chor keh kar peete haan
Jise mile jee paake
Par chori ka mile mauka to
Hath maare wohi dabaake
Male : {Ki main jhooth boliya koi na
Ki main kufr tolya koi na
Ki main zeher gholya koi na
Chorus : Koi na hoye koi na} (2)
Male : Aye…
Bijli na paani hai
Sheela ki jawani hai
Nagri andheri chaupat raja
Male : Netaji so rahe
Tandoori murga kha ke
Democracy ka bajta dekho baja
Male : India shine woh batlayein
Hum chunaav mein aate
Aur bholi bhali janta ko
Di mehangai ke kaante
Male : {Ki main jhooth boliya koi na
Ki main kufr tolya koi na
Ki main zeher gholya koi na
Chorus : Koi na hoye koi na} (2)
Male : O hatke o hatke
Paraji zara bachke
O hatke o hatke
Paraji zara bachke
Male : O hatke o hatke
Paraji zara bachke
O hatke hatke hatke
Paraji zara bachke
Male : Internet pe duniya bhar
Ke jode sho sho udaate
Magar padosi ke dukh dard
Ko na samjhe na koi baante
Male : Daan punya ki baat karein jab
Oonchi oonchi haankein
Pehan ke chola duniya seedha
Gaddi gaddi bhaage
Male : O ho lambi chaudi fees ke badle
Degree yeh ek themake
College bolle naukri
Ab dhoondh ke dhakka khake
Male : Love romance ki baat karein
Sab dil o jaan lutaake
Kaam hai to sab theek hai
Nahi to chinghum thook chamake
Male : {Ki main jhooth boliya
Koi na ki
Main kufr tolya
Koi na ki
Main zeher gholya koi na
Chorus : Koi na hoye koi na} (2)
Male : Jithni unchi ho shaan
Utna wo beimaan
Tham jaam baaki sab hadh dikhave
Male : Uparwala bhi hoga
Kitna pareshan
Jaane kisne bheja inko banaake
Male : Love my country baat karein
Sab bachche bharat ma ke
Phir bhi sapno mein baste hain
Male : {Ki main jhooth boliya
Koi na ki
Main kufr tolya
Koi na ki
Main zeher gholya koi na
Chorus : Koi na hoye koi na} (4)
