Singers : Kunal Ganjawala and Sunidhi Chauhan
Music by : Pritam Chakraborty
Female : Aye kutte…
Iidiot…. hat teri to
Ek chanta maar ke na tera
Muh suja dungi mai
Female : Chor …lukkha… luchcha …ganda
Chor hai tu luchcha hai tu
Hadse bada tuchcha hai tu
Male : Chor hu mai.. luchcha hu mai
Had se bada… tuchcha hu mai
Female : Hat kabhi dekha hai
Tune shishe me khud ko
Akal se khachchar shakal se bandar
Harkate hai gundo wali
Baato se tu hai mawali
Male : Harkate hai gundo wali
Baato se tu hai mawali
Lafanga pukare ya gunda mawali
Mujhe teri gali bhi lagti hai tali
Female : Shutup
Ok you shutup ho
Male : Lafanga pukare ya gunda mawali
Mujhe teri gali bhi lagti hai tali
Chorus : Ho mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Female : Arre mar jake kahi
Male : Haye
Chorus : Mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Female : Joker lagta hai joker
Male : Diye ja bhale duniya bhar ke udaharan
Tu khud janti hai ke tere hi karan
Chorus : O o o mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
O o o mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Female : Tu baaj nahi aayega na
Female : Arre tujh jaise satrah sau
Paisath takarate hai
Ginti sikhata hai kise
Had paar karne ki koshish agar ki to
Chappal se marungi tujhe
Male : Ye aadat kamini bichhadti nahi hai
O meri janu o o
Ye aadat kamini bichhadti nahi hai
Sharafat mere palle padti nahi hai
Chorus : O o o mari mari mari gai meri
Male : Gai meri mat mari
Chorus : O o o mari mari mari gai meri mat mari ha
Female : Hoye waise …
Male : Ha bhol
Female : Tuddhi tujhe to aadhi mili thi
Woh aadhi bhi sad gai sad gai
Thoda body bachi thi
Woh bhi isak ki bimari me pad gai pad gai
Male : Na body ki chinta na khane ki sudh hai
Na body ki chinta na khane ki sudh hai
Na din ka pata hai ke mangal hai buddh hai
Ke mari mari mari gai meri aye
Female : Arre ye mari mari mari kya laga rakha hai
Bada dhith re hai tu nahi manega
Male : O chhamiya
Female : Koi batayega ke iska kya karu
Chorus : O mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Female : Isse chup karao
Chorus : O mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Female : Deva man mere koi mujhe is pagal se bachao
Chorus : O mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Female : Aye chup be
Chorus : O mari mari mari gai meri mat mari
Male : Khamosh