Singers : Mamta Sharma, Shreya Ghoshal and Wajid Ali
Music by : Sajid – Wajid
Lyrics by : Jalees Sherwani
Male : Ready one two one two
Three four hip heyy
Male : Kehte hain karte hain jo marzi
Sunte nahi hai kisi ki arzi
Kehte hain karte hain jo marzi
Sunte nahi hai kisi ki arzi
Arey karte nahi humare guller duty
Thana mein hahhaan
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Pandeyji seeti bajave jee seeti
Pandey ji seeti bajave on duty
Aadat badi naashpeeti
Bajave haaye.. bajave haaye
Bajave haaye pandeyji seeti haai
Chorus : Hei hei hei
Female : Aah ah aah aah
Munni ke sab ras le liya
Re barfi waale rasiya
Haath malat rahi jayive
Re ud jave jo chidiya
Ud jave chidiya ud jave chidiya
Ud jave chidiya phurrr
Male : Mana re mana humne
Mana gajab tohra beauty
Hang karana humka
Pandeyji hai on duty
Female : Jaan humari kehte humko
Haan jaan se pyari kehte humko
Jaane kya kya swang rachaye
Rajkumari kehte humko
Male : Faste nahi hain koi
Kand karke hahha bhaiya
Ho faste nahi hain
Koi kand karke
Hey marzi jo dekhe
Demand karke
Thana mein hiphhaa…
Chorus : Hoi hoi hoi
Female : Aate hai jab pandey rajaa
Bajata hai tab sur mein baja
Ho chor uchake dar se bole
Uske badle maut hi aajaa
Male : Jachte nahi hain waise raar karte
Hoye hoye hoye haan jachte
Nahi hain vaise raar karte
Arey boge se dushman
Pe waar karte
Thana mein hiphhaa
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Aadat badi naashpeeti
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Pandeyjee seeti bajave ji seeti
Pandeyjee seeti bajave on duty
Hoye… hha hha ye hoye….
