Singers : Arijit Singh, Neeti Mohan, Swanand Kirkire and Amit Trivedi
Music by : Amit Trivedi
Male : Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Haye….
Chorus : Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Male : O ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski khich le
Chorus : Ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski khich le
Male : Zamaane se lena na dena haaye
Zamaane se lena na dena
Ya khuda ya khuda tu humein inse bachana zara
Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyan
Chorus : Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
Female : {Ho subah o shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Lage haath dil pe par dhadke kahi aur se..} (2)
Female : Akal hai matar ka daana re haaye..
Akal hai matar ka daana re
Ya khuda ya khuda aayina inko dikhana zara
Female : {Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre..} (2)
Female : Humein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Male : Haaye ye mascara lipgloss ki jitni bahar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhe toh bekar hai
Na dekhe toh bekar hai
Na dekhe toh bekar hai
Female : Ho ye audi bmw ghanta jaguar hai
Jo ladki na baithi to kaahe ki mehangi car hai
Male : Haan ye duniya hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Rukko paanch minuton me agli phir milegi
Female : Ho sambhal ke kahin na yeh bus chhut jaaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi
Male : Ladkiyan bana bola god ne bhi ‘oh my god’
Female : God ka karishma lakdi
Ladke god ka hain fraud
Male : Ho tradition yahi hai apna ladkiyan paraya dhan
Female : Ho ladke jaise kale dhan se
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ji
{Better hai paraya dhan..} (3)
{Ho gaya faisla jaao ji..} (3)
Munh dhoke aao zara
Female : {Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain yeh chokre..} (2)
Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain yeh chokre
Arre harqat se accidental hain yeh chokre.
Male : Oh ho oh… ta na na..
Male : Main hoon wo sandal ki jispe tera bojh hai
Main single pasli tu double dose hai
Kaisa ye dastoor kaisa riwaz hai
Medium dulhe ki dulhan extra large hai
Male : Tujhe kya lagta hai teri hirni chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamra tu bhk hall hai
Male : {Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to stuck in jam hai..} (2)
Male : Jodta hoon main tere haath
Mujhko phans na nahi tere saath
Pyaar mujhko jispe aaye
Tujh mein na ek bhi aissi baat
Maaru aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeevan ko barbaad
Dekh tu haalat teri
Tujhpe hai sharminda aurat zaat
Haan chal hatt..
Male : Patli kamar ki tujhko
Itni kya demand hain
Brad pitt ka pota hai
Ya tu james bond hai
Male : Maa agar teri moti hoti to kya chhod deta
Size ke darr se kya tu usse bhi nata tod deta hatt
Haan vajan ka kya hai ye workout se ghat jayega
Tere jaise blonder kaise andu ho payega
Male : {Aurat jaat ko jo neecha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti mein mil jaayega..} (2)
Male : Aurat ki ijjat ka jo kare
Ek durghatana hai tere jaise paidais behuda
Thobada achha na sahi baat achhi karle beta
Male : Tere jaise budbak ko thodi budhi bakshe re khuda
Simpathi unse hai jinke ghar
Tere jaisa putar hua
Male : {Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan..} (2)
God ka ultimate creation hain chhoriyaan
Khuda se bando ka kannection hai ye chhoriyan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan
