Singer : CarryMinati
Music by : Wily Frenzy
Lyrics by : CarryMinati
Male : To kaise hain aap log
Male : Ek kahaani hai jo sabko sunani hai
Jalne walon ki to rooh bhi jalani hai
Ek kahaani hai jo sabko sunani hai
Inki bhookh bhi to maine hi mitani hai
Male : Inko kya pata maine kari kitni mehnat
Saari baaton se tha main poora sehmat
Saari zindagi inhone mujhko rulaya
Inko bhi to mila tha jo maine kamaya
Male : Rote rote bhi inka dhanda maine chalaya
Phir bhi inhone hai saara dhanda mera khaya
Yeh saari inki maya inka hi kala saya
Inke mayajaal se main bhi to bach na paya
Male : Inhein lagta hai main ek fakeer hoon
Agar yeh haath hain to main inki lakeer hoon
Jin hathon ne hai mujhko dabaya
Unn hathon ki to dekh beta main zanjeer hoon
Male : Ameeron wala khwab chaato inki dhool
Dikhne mein sundar yeh kaante wale phool
Phool se bhara dekh mera pool
Tum hoge yahan ke principle
Par main hoon poora school
Male : Ek kahaani hai jo sabko sunani hai
Jalne walon ki to rooh bhi jalani hai
Ek kahaani hai jo sabko sunani hai
Inki bhookh bhi to maine hi mitani hai
Male : Jaan’na chahoge kya tum paison ki jaat
Samjho baap hai ya samjho isse ashirwad
Banata todta yeh zindagiyan raaton raat
Bharni jeb ya banani poori zaaydad
Male : System hai badalna ya phir karna usse blame
Pakadna chahte mujhe ya phir gain
Main hoon woh bull jo kabhi na hoga dher
Haath hai hilte inke jab yeh karte mujhpe aim
Male : Gareeb hai chup kyonki ameeron ki easy bail
Ameer hain khush kyun ki gareebon ki lagi sale
Ghalti hai kiski aur badle mein kaun jaata jail
Ban’na hai cheetah ya rehna tumhe bas ek snail
Male : Majboor hoon kabhi na hoti plate full
Harqatein maanega samaaj meri shamefull
Akela hi karunga main saara weight pull
Yaad rakhna I am the one and only big bull
Male : Let’s go
Male : Ek kahaani hai jo sabko sunani hai
Jalne walon ki to rooh bhi jalani hai
Ek kahaani hai jo sabko sunani hai
Inki bhookh bhi to maine hi mitani hai
Male : The one and only big bull
The one and only big bull